Ask me Bollix Mug

Jesus, Mary and holy St. Joseph, if you’ve had it up to your eyeballs with gobshites asking you to do shite you’ve no interest in, this is the mug for you. Boss wants you to work late? "Ask me bollix." Mam’s harassing you to cut the grass? "Ask me bollix." Some chancer looking to borrow a fiver? "Ask. Me. Bollix." Let this mug do the talking while you sip your tea, staring them down like the miserable fecker you are.